All items are made to order & ship in 2 weeks unless otherwise specififed - thank you!

Coffee & Conspiracy Theories T-Shirt

Regular price $26.00

Do you often find yourself sipping on that morning cup of coffee & thinking... are aliens thinking about me? Are birds real? What about the Illuminati? If so... I think you've found your new shirt :)


• This listing is for a Unisex Poly/Cotton blend t-shirt handmade with high quality original Crackers & Milk design

• Please see the size chart in the photos before ordering. These are closer to mens sizes but do run slim / long. I cannot accept returns or exchanges due to incorrect sizing, so please triple check your size before ordering.

• Select the size & color you want from the drop down. 
• If you'd like to request White or Black for the lettering / design color that's different than the color chart, please leave a note at checkout.

+ Wanna add ~velvet~ or *glitter* letters??? Purchase the $5 add on along with this item!

• All items are MADE TO ORDER and ship in 2 weeks - no exception
• If you need your item sooner / by a specific date you must e-mail me prior to ordering to ensure it is something I can do
• I am NOT responsible for any shipping delays due to USPS or COVID!

• PLEASE triple check your shipping address & e-mail me right away if you notice it is incorrect.
• I am not responsible for lost packages due to them being mailed to the incorrect address. If this occurs, it is your responsibility to retrieve the package and pay for any new shipping labels purchased.

• You will get a confirmation e-mail upon purchasing. Your item will ship two weeks after your purchase date, and you will receive an email with a tracking number at that time. 

• I do NOT accept returns or exchanges. However, if there is an issue with your order, please reach out to me and I will see what I can do.
• I do NOT accept cancellations after 24 hours! If you need to cancel your order, please send me a message within 24 hours of ordering.


➜ Can't find exactly what color or size you want? Send me an e-mail!